Good morning, fellow Americans. These last two days were packed with mind-blowing news. We truly are living in a movie.

Here’s the news everyone else left out:

• Trump’s gangster mugshot and return to Twitter/X 📸

• The Dems use the justice system against another political opponent ⚖️

• Shocking new details surrounding the death of Obama’s Chef 😱

• The truth about those paper straws you love so much 🥤

THE BIG STORY

Trump’s Trump Card

Move over, Kim Kardashian and #Thedress, you've met your match. Here's Donald Trump, striking his version of 'Blue Steel' – or should we say "Orange Steel." Ladies and gentlemen, the internet has been broken once again.

Thursday was tense, with the World Wide Web perched on the edge of its seat, impatiently waiting for Donald Trump's arrival at Fulton County jail and, more significantly, the mugshot that was destined to become an immediate hit.

The Democrats were sure – this time, they had him. This fourth indictment and the accompanying mugshot would bring Trump to his knees or, at the very least, tie him up with court hearings so he wouldn't be able to campaign. However, irony had a trump card up its sleeve. The Biden DOJ's plot has turned into something greater than any campaign Trump himself could've planned.

Imagine the sight: a battalion of “Blacks for Trump” members chanting “TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP!” outside the Fulton County Jail. Picture a presidential motorcade barrelling through the humble streets of Atlanta as locals shouted, “FREE TRUMP!” Behold the mugshot of the “Outlaw President.” And, as the cherry on top, Trump's grand return to Twitter/X to post the mugshot along with two punchy lines: “ELECTION INTERFERENCE…NEVER SURRENDER!”

With memes flooding every corner of the internet, it’s clear the story writes itself. In an unexpected turn of events, Trump seems to be gaining traction within the black community—a voting bloc that has traditionally been a stronghold for the Democrats. Viral posts have emerged, showcasing black Americans dubbing Trump the "President of the Streets," accompanied by claims that "the Hood is waking up." These videos aren't just trending; they're reshaping political alliances and challenging long-standing narratives.

Meanwhile, House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan has initiated an inquiry into District Attorney Fani Willis, the linchpin behind Trump's indictment. Mere hours before Trump's arrest, Jordan sent a letter demanding full transparency from Willis, including all documents and communications tied to the case.

Fulton County DA Fani Willis, infamous for indicting former President Trump over contesting Georgia's election results, has a track record of questionable behavior. Her open allegiance to left-wing ideology, coupled with a history of promoting Democratic propaganda, casts doubt on her objectivity. Her "PROUD DEMOCRAT" mug in her office and racially-tinged remarks further add to the concern. All of this forces us to ponder: Is her pursuit of Trump and over a dozen Republicans rooted in legal integrity or mere political maneuvering?

HEADLINES

The Real Headlines

🚀 Elon Musk's SpaceX is facing a lawsuit from the Biden administration, accusing the company of discriminating against asylees and refugees in hiring (as if you needed more reasons to doubt or selective justice system). But wait, there's a catch: national security laws require that rocket companies hire Americans, so this lawsuit seems to be orbiting in a rather nonsensical space. Critics are suggesting that the legal action might be more about political motivation than fair hiring practices.

🫢 Obama’s deceased Personal Chef Tafari Campbell’s clothes were found “separate from the body.” Judicial Watch has uncovered 18 pages of records via the Massachusetts Public Records Law detailing information about Tafari’s death. Additionally, the Secret Service reported Campbell missing, and his body was later located using sonar technology.

👎 President Biden gets BOOED in Lake Tahoe while on vacation. Today is Biden's 379th vacation day since taking office — 40% of his presidency. When asked by reporters about Trump’s mugshot, he replied, “Handsome Guy.”

🏫 KY and TX schools cancel classes amid COVID ‘surge.’ In other words, a few kids got sick, and liberal district employees bought into the COVID propaganda. Two school districts in Kentucky -- Lee County School District and Magoffin County Schools -- said they were closing due to "widespread illness." In Texas, Runge Independent School District told parents it would be closing from Aug. 22 through Aug. 29.

INDEPENDENT NEWS

What Else Lamestream Media Missed:

• Paper straws found to contain long-lasting and potentially toxic chemicals - study (Sky News). Yeah, those straws that you hate are actually WORSE for the environment.

• Narcissistic, abusive mother sells her reluctant daughter on testosterone (@JebraFaushay). And it looks like a hostage video.

• Sheila Annette Lewis, the Canadian woman who was denied a a life-saving organ transplant over her Covid-19 vaccine refusal, has died (The Canadian Independent). Her legacy serves as a call to action.

THE FUNNIES

Two Memes and a Lie

Two of these are memes, and one is a lie. It’s getting tougher to tell the difference. Can you spot the lie?

We’ve got some big mugshot meme energy up in here. 🔥

1️⃣ Trump’s reaction to his own mugshot (probably):

2️⃣ One of the best mugshot memes so far

3️⃣ Hmmm…🤔